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Resolutions, Real Talk, And A Little Chaos

• Michael Simmons, Richard Randl, Tyler Wilkerson

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Ready for a resolution you’ll actually keep? We open the year with a blunt, funny, and practical look at why goals fall apart by February and how to build habits that survive real life. No guru talk—just three friends comparing last year’s misses, celebrating small wins, and designing routines that work when kids, work, and chaos pile up.

We start with honesty: one of us chased an album before priorities shifted, another meant to take days off and didn’t, and another lost weight for months before momentum slipped. From there we rebuild, focusing on simple systems—bikes by the door, instruments within reach, minimum daily reps that count on bad days, and calendar blocks that protect progress. We set new aims: shedding pounds with family rides, staying in counseling for deeper growth, finishing a degree with a firm start date, and carving consistent time for music even when schedules wobble. Along the way, we wrestle with guilt around rest and couple time and trade concrete ways to protect it without apology.

Expect the full mix: holiday highs, Mario Kart mayhem, Stranger Things catch-up, and a spirited debate on ROI—cookware versus smartphones—and what actually removes friction from daily life. The heartbeat is community: weekly hangs, shared fights to watch, and trips that refill the tank. We close with a nudge and a dare: we don’t think most people keep resolutions, including us… so prove us wrong. Pick one action you can repeat when tired, put it where you’ll see it, and invite a friend to check in. Subscribe for more real talk, share this with someone who needs a comeback year, and leave a review with your one non-negotiable habit for the next 30 days.

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SPEAKER_01:

I don't like anything about it. That's what they all say till they that's what they all say till they do.

SPEAKER_02:

I think you do. I think you do.

SPEAKER_03:

I I I feel like the the instance when you licked my face would have given me some kind of clarity of whether I do or don't.

SPEAKER_01:

We really we really need to stop telling that story without context.

SPEAKER_03:

Well, you did it. I did. You did it.

SPEAKER_02:

So I got a question.

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Without consent, too.

unknown:

Not that.

SPEAKER_02:

Which y'all's favorite?

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I was about to call the cops.

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All right, go ahead. Cereal milk flavor. What? Cookie crisps. Cookie crisps? Okay, okay.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Your favorite cereal milk flavor?

SPEAKER_01:

Well, I'm not a huge cereal guy, as you know, but uh I like honeycomb and I like Reese's Puffs.

SPEAKER_02:

Honeycomb is good too, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Reese's Puff. Reese's Puff.

SPEAKER_03:

Is that the song? I think so. I think that's the little jingle. I think it's not the song. I'm pretty sure it's the jingle.

SPEAKER_01:

I was supposed to be telling this story for a couple weeks now, and I keep forgetting it. So I want to I want to put this out there. And this is specifically for Nathan Mills, who is one of our avid listeners. What up? His wife was late to church one night and asked her why she was late and she was reading. Like just completely spaced on church. Yeah, for reading. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

I respect it.

SPEAKER_01:

And she told me not to mention it on here.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, there the kicker.

SPEAKER_01:

So I just wanted to throw this out there.

SPEAKER_03:

There's the kicker. Shame on you, Amy. Okay. I've only had had that happen to me once in my life. And I remember it very uh vividly. I was in the fifth grade, and we're reading uh Loser by Jerry Spinelli. And we were reading it together as class, but I guess I just decided to read ahead. And I read the whole thing. Not the whole thing. I read it through an entire math lesson. Had no idea what the math lesson was on, just realized. Oh, just realized when she when the teacher was handing out homework, I was like, I don't know. I've got a reading book in my hand.

SPEAKER_02:

That's funny. Have y'all ever been struck by lightning?

SPEAKER_01:

Is this random question day? What is what? What? No. No, I haven't.

SPEAKER_02:

I think I have.

SPEAKER_01:

No, you haven't.

SPEAKER_03:

I feel like if you say I think that's a good idea.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, I mean, no, I would you know if you did? Yes.

SPEAKER_01:

It's pretty, pretty obvious.

SPEAKER_03:

What if you maybe you'd forget two two outcomes? Two outcomes. You'd A, you'd be dead. Two, you'd be in the hospital. You are none of the above. So I think it's safe to say.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, maybe I woke up and I was home from the hospital.

SPEAKER_01:

Have you ever been to the? I'm surely Jamie would have told you, hey, by the way, you've been in the hospital.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, maybe she was scared that I would develop a fear. You have a fear of sharks.

SPEAKER_03:

It's irrational phobias is your thing. It's yeah, that's that's nothing new. It's are we talking about this?

SPEAKER_01:

What are we talking about right now?

SPEAKER_03:

No, that let me tell I can't remember if I told you the story about Inman. Um I haven't seen him in forever. I don't know, yeah. Yeah, I'll tell you, I'll tell you about him later. Uh okay, good talk. There's a lot going on. Um not really a lot, but nothing for uh the airways did have twins, so been distracted. Yeah, very distracted. Um, so there was one night um he was it was at church and we were we had just finished up rehearsal and he's talking to uh this other kid uh in my office, and he was talking about how uh at school some guy uh drove up in a car by the by the uh the playground, got out of the car, jumped the fence, yeah. You told me about that, ran up to him and sucker punched him in the stomach, yeah, ran back, hopped the fence, backed his car, and drove off.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Well, you gotta watch those guys.

SPEAKER_03:

I know. The belly punch bandit. Yeah. He said he was wearing a mask too. Wow. Um, and so he he tells us this, and he's like, yeah, it happened like maybe a week before, and we're like, one, why didn't you tell us? We wait this long to tell us.

SPEAKER_01:

That seems like an important story. He's already out of the state now, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

And and and two, like, are you sure this happened? And me and Liv, like, we we grilled him. We're like, Yeah, like you, you are one, because this is it's very far-fetched, so you are sure this happened. He's like, Oh, yeah, yeah. So uh, I think it was he rode with because we drove separate that night, he rode home with me, and I told him when we get home, you'll write down every detail because me or Liv and it being Liv going to the school and talking with the principal. So we get home, and he's he starts writing this stuff down. Me and Liv like multiple times said, like, you are 100% certain this happened because we're not about to go up to the school and look like fools. Okay, so you better be 100% sure that this happened. It's a real thing. He's like, Yeah, totally, 100%. All right, so uh Liv ended up going to the school with him, sat down, talked with the principal. I was at work. He worked overtime that case. I was at work. Um, and so he tells the principal the story, and she kind of had the same reaction we did, like, mmm, this yeah, I don't think so. And she's like, Well, you know, we've got cameras, right? But also, but also teachers. I feel like it at she was like, you know, in a playground setting, you know, there's multiple teachers, obviously there's students around. I think somebody would say something about it. And she was like, Are you are you sure this happened? So when we asked, are you 100% sure that this happened? Yes. When she asked, well, maybe it was a dream.

SPEAKER_04:

Wow.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh man. I I was in a completely different talent, and I can feel the heat of Liv's blood boiling in that moment. He's just sitting there, just like, there's something.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm sitting there. There's a disturbance in the forest.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, I'm just sitting there typing on my laptop. I'm like, why am I sweating?

SPEAKER_01:

I feel like something's wrong.

SPEAKER_03:

That's terrible. Oh man.

SPEAKER_01:

And then we haven't heard from Enman since. So that's terrible.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh man, we've got oh, we've got stories. I feel like I need to start a podcast on that. Just on Inman. Just on the stories. Oh, anyways.

SPEAKER_02:

What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, everybody. Welcome back to the On Most Brothers podcast. Hi. As always, we got Tai Ty.

SPEAKER_03:

Wait. Wait, wait, wait, you switched it up on us. I wasn't there. I'm nervous.

SPEAKER_02:

What's up? Do it. Richie Rich? Ah funny. On today's episode, we're gonna be talking about New Year's resolutions. Why does nobody ever keep them?

SPEAKER_03:

I cannot stand. It drives me nuts. I can't stand people that don't like stick you put your mind to. Yeah. Wait a minute. Did you?

SPEAKER_02:

No. Not even close.

SPEAKER_03:

I tried. I panned on it.

SPEAKER_01:

I gave it the old college try. I thought about it.

SPEAKER_02:

Nope, not at all. It didn't, it didn't last a week. I did well on mine for a while.

SPEAKER_03:

I would say you are probably the most consistent of the three of us.

SPEAKER_02:

100%, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Yay me.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, 100%. You're about as consistent as the belly belly hitting bandit.

SPEAKER_01:

The belly bandit.

SPEAKER_03:

I I will say that for mine, the equipment wasn't always available for me to use. Right, right, right. So that does make it harder. And also, if I went to the case. We have equipment right here you could use. The bull crap you.

SPEAKER_02:

Bull crap you. Bull crap university? What are we doing? That was a good response. Thank you. Thank you. Bull crap you, I say.

SPEAKER_01:

Well, and just putting it out there, it's gonna be the same New Year's resolution this year. I'm gonna get back on it. Yeah. I did, I I really did for about eight months. And last year's was lose 50 pounds by now.

SPEAKER_02:

You don't even remember what yours was.

SPEAKER_01:

What exactly was mine? Release a CD. Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, because you were working on it.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, now release an album, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Things change. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Heart posture change.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. And then my uh mine was actually take my days off.

SPEAKER_01:

Which you did not.

SPEAKER_03:

I think you took a handful of Mondays off.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, yeah. I yeah, maybe.

SPEAKER_01:

We had a Wednesday off one time.

SPEAKER_02:

We did, we did. Yeah. We all three went and watched um the stupid movie Weapons.

SPEAKER_01:

F uh F1. No, we won't watch F1, all three of us. So we had two. Yeah. We went and watched Weapons also.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

You didn't go to Wednesday.

SPEAKER_03:

No, no, it was just us. Yeah. I was upset when you y'all said it wasn't that good. Because it looked really good. It did. I liked it. I was excited about it, but it was pretty good.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't think it was as good as it looked, but I I liked it. Jamie just watched F1 last night. It's a good movie. She liked it. It's pretty good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

There's a I saw like a Facebook post post that was talking about the different like filming techniques that the director used in it, and they're saying like that's what made that's what made that movie like more captivating. It was like the different use of the techniques, the different angles, stuff like that. That's really cool. And oh you would only notice that if you knew about it. Yeah, it was really good, man. So what would y'all be for this year?

SPEAKER_01:

I really am gonna lose weight again. I mean, at the same reasons, same. I mean, it's it's it's I did well the first part of this year. I just got off of it, which I got a bike for Christmas, so yeah, I'll have that for exercise.

SPEAKER_02:

It's an actual bike, right? Not not an exercise bike.

SPEAKER_01:

That's a bicycle that we can ride, but the whole family got a bike. But yeah, so we can ride around the neighborhood.

SPEAKER_02:

Not the same bike, like not a multiple person bike. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01:

You see them all on the one of those bikes. Big bike boy.

SPEAKER_03:

Limo bike right there, man. It's like you just see him come around the corner. Oh, there's one, there's two, there's three, there's four, there's five, there's six, there's seven, there's eight, there's nine, there's three.

SPEAKER_01:

We have to turn like a semi-man.

SPEAKER_03:

You can only go straight, and then you all when you have to turn, you have to get off and rotate the bike.

SPEAKER_01:

Pick up the back, swing it around. It's even more exercise. But no, that's that's that's that's where my uh my head's at for this year. Which I also I also want to continue my counseling and my my self-growth for this year as well.

SPEAKER_02:

So you sucked to that pretty pretty well. That was really good.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, yeah, it's been it's been enlightening.

SPEAKER_02:

Ty, what would yours be for the year?

SPEAKER_03:

Uh I think uh just to be consistent with music. Or at least find some kind of groove that works with everything else that I've got going on. A good rhythm. Yeah, yeah, something like that. Okay, I like it. I've been look uh I've been looking into uh some kind of like online courses or stuff for uh you know, for uh ministry and schooling and stuff like that. Just kind of like online free online stuff just to kind of you know deepen my understanding and and and knowledge.

SPEAKER_01:

I like it, man. But it's hard to find balance once you add kids to the mix. Yeah, it's so hard.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, yeah. I would probably be about the same. Well, no, I've got another one. It's trying to finish up my degree. Yeah. I'll start that in January.

SPEAKER_01:

We gotta get the applause for that one. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_03:

Finish that up. I got I got my degree. Yeah, hit the button.

SPEAKER_01:

I uh I I I don't. I got my GED. Is that get her done degree?

SPEAKER_03:

Close did you have to pay for it? No. Yeah. I don't know what that has been.

SPEAKER_02:

Something else I want to do this year.

SPEAKER_03:

See now gives out degrees to anyone that pays money for it.

SPEAKER_02:

And I think I said this last year, but I want to spend more time with y'all too. It's just doing hanging out. We we you know, we all three kind of we we live in three different towns. We're we're still really close to each other, and we still hang out at least once a week. But to to do more together and just having some fun and and having guys, you know, you were talking about doing poker. I know you don't play poker, but you can come and play poker with us. That's sad.

SPEAKER_03:

But Jacob's down, so I uh played poker once. Had no idea I was doing, just had someone tell me what to do.

SPEAKER_01:

So we need you to play. Bring your money, yeah, play with us. No, okay. It'll be fun. UF UFC is gonna be on Paramount this year, so we can get together and watch some of them fights.

SPEAKER_02:

That's true. That's true. Yeah, man. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_03:

Very excited about that.

SPEAKER_02:

Royal Rumble in WrestleMania.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

That's coming up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Royal Rumble's in what, February?

SPEAKER_02:

I think so. I think that's right. January, February. Because WrestleMania is what, April, something like that. Yeah. Yeah, man. So just taking some more time, which I think me, Jamie, and the kids are gonna try to meet up with Aliyah and go on vacation this summer. We didn't last summer. So that's one thing we want to do. Yeah. I think we're gonna they they're talking about wanting to go to Boston. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

So me and Jennifer talked about doing our our trip again somewhere. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

We Yeah, because just y'all two went, right?

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, and that was the first time in like 10 years we'd had a vacation with just us, and it was incredible and something that we want to duplicate. And we felt guilty. Like we felt so guilty.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, and and that's the bad thing. Yeah, you feel guilty for just spending some time to yourself. Yeah. Even on your day off, even on your weekend off, or whatever. It's just like, well, we could be doing so much more. It's like, yeah, but that's that's something you need to be doing. Right. Absolutely. Yeah. Well, let's move into that's what's up. What's up? All right. Exactly. That. Oh. Yeah. Up, what, that. Wow. That up what? What's up that? Confusing. That's right.

SPEAKER_03:

My ears are confused.

SPEAKER_02:

I feel like we well, yeah, we took last week off, so we all been doing watching, listen to.

SPEAKER_01:

So I'm still in my Cyber Dream series. I'm on the fourth book. And it's it's good. Um Nicholas Sansbury Smith came out. He's he's got some new stuff coming out this year, so I'm looking forward to that. Um Stranger Things. Two words, stranger things. I caught up all the way. That was five words. Oh, yes. Yes. Turn the button off. So I'm caught.

SPEAKER_02:

Standing emotion. It's beautiful.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm caught all the way up. And uh it is it is a fantastic show. Don't do it. Don't do it.

SPEAKER_02:

The crowd is going wild.

SPEAKER_01:

We don't have a crowd.

SPEAKER_02:

It's just you.

SPEAKER_01:

So anyway, yeah, got that going on and uh all of our other fall shows. You know, you caught up so fast. Yeah, we blew through we started watching and got obsessed. And I mean, it was like I think like after Thanksgiving is when we started. Yeah. And we're already caught up.

SPEAKER_02:

So it's so good.

SPEAKER_01:

It's really good.

SPEAKER_02:

Tata, what you got going on?

SPEAKER_03:

Um babies. I'm a little sleepy. Wearing the button out tonight. Yeah, man. I don't think there's anything new going on. We're kind of just making it one day at a time. One day at a time. Well, we've just had surgery on Friday.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, yeah. Is she feeling pretty good tonight? I didn't get to ask her yet. Yeah, she's yeah, she's just sore.

SPEAKER_01:

But yeah, it's not fun. Yeah. Now the diet changes.

SPEAKER_02:

That's what I was about to ask. Has she noticed anything yet that kind of upset her stomach?

SPEAKER_03:

She's been eating pretty light last couple days. Very good.

SPEAKER_01:

It sucks. It really sucks. Because there's some stuff that I really like that I can't eat anymore.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Chili hits you pretty bad, doesn't it?

SPEAKER_01:

It's chili's one of those things. I eat it every once in a while, but I pay for it.

SPEAKER_02:

Why? Haven't been playing anything new, been playing a little bit of Mario Kart because over the over the break, you know, a lot of families have been at the house, so we've been hanging out playing some Mario Kart. I did get to pre-order the new Lego Batman game. Okay. Oh, it looks so good. Yeah, so I got to pre-order that. The deluxe version.

SPEAKER_03:

Of course. There's just something about the Lego games that just makes me want to play them.

SPEAKER_02:

They're so good.

SPEAKER_01:

My Lego movies were good.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. Like Harry Potter, like I'm not the biggest Harry Potter fan. But I'll play a Harry Potter Lego game, yeah. Star Wars Lego. The Star Wars Legos. That gum. My jam. Your jam?

SPEAKER_02:

What about jelly? I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think Richard, I think we can leave.

SPEAKER_01:

Sounds like it.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, hey, hey, come on. Yeah, so been doing that. Kids got a trampoline, so we've been playing on that a lot.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, and it was warm enough for them to actually play on it. 75 degrees.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Yeah, we went for a bike ride like the day after Christmas or something. 70 degrees. Like this is crazy.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, man. Craziness.

SPEAKER_01:

Did y'all have a good Christmas?

SPEAKER_02:

It was good, man. It was good. Just seeing everybody. You know, just hanging out with everybody and getting to see everybody is just the best.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I I'm pretty happy we get we were able to get like all my family together at once to sit down and not rush and just actually get to hang out. Yeah. So it was really good.

SPEAKER_01:

I wish I could get my mother to not cook. Because I tell her every year, let's just handcuff, let's just do something chill. She won't. She doesn't listen because it's her. Handcuffer.

SPEAKER_02:

The man getting getting to see a Leah was really good.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, she was down.

SPEAKER_02:

Man, it was it's tough every time she goes back home. So it's really good to get to hang out with her.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. Oh no, she is she at that point now? Didn't she always like answer your texts?

SPEAKER_02:

No.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, I thought I thought it was. Never mind.

SPEAKER_02:

No. But yeah, she uh and it and it sucked because she she got about four or five hours kind of of of good time with us Friday and then all day is Saturday, and then she left Sunday afternoon. So wasn't too long, but man, it was just good to see her. And I sure miss her. You know, it was good. The kids were attached to her the whole time. So it was good. It was good, man.

SPEAKER_01:

She goes with y'all to Ultimate Air Saturday? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. We got to go to Ultimate Air, hang out, you know, for a little bit, and we finished up some Christmas shopping. And and uh we're we're planning on I think we're gonna do our Branson trip, you know, in in March, and then hopefully meet up with her, and then in June, July, we're gonna try to go on a trip and and have her meet up with us. So that's the plan kind of going into the year.

SPEAKER_01:

It's a good plan.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. It's is spend more time with her. That's one of and I need to do a better job too at calling and messaging her because I get so busy I don't either.

SPEAKER_03:

So that gum.

SPEAKER_02:

I know. Shame on me. Yeah. What's your favorite gift this year that you got? The twins. It's a pretty good gift.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't think that counts. That's a pretty good gift. You tell Liv that. That's pretty good. You tell Liv. You tell God that. What? Uh favorite gift. I got some uh black stone accessories.

SPEAKER_02:

He's rubbing it in. He I don't appreciate that.

SPEAKER_03:

Cause not only do you not have a black stone, you also don't have blackstone accessories. He's the one. I'm just stating the obvious.

SPEAKER_02:

Just want to thank you all for being a part of my life.

unknown:

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_02:

And just lifting my spirits when I have to deal with these two. Appreciate our listeners. We love you so much. Y'all are the best listeners in the world.

SPEAKER_01:

They are indeed. I got it. My in-laws got us a new knife set.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Well, so what's the deal with this with this uh cooking set that you keep bringing up?

SPEAKER_01:

The the uh cooking. The Gordon Rant.

SPEAKER_02:

What like this is just so random.

SPEAKER_01:

It is. Well, two things. So number one, I stumbled across it. Start there. He fell. Stumbled. It was a stumbling block.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, apparently. He fell and knocked a bunch of stuff over.

SPEAKER_01:

I saw a video, I don't remember, TikTok Reel something, about it, and it was like, wow, that's amazing. So I started researching it as as as one does as a consumer. And it's lifetime warranty, scratch resistant, completely nonstick, titanium. I mean, it's it's some high-tech stuff.

SPEAKER_03:

And buy my pants, you donut.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't know what that meant. And it is endorsed by Gordon Ramsey, which I mean that's it's it's legitimately what he uses. Yeah. And it is it's expensive, but hey Tyler, ask him how much it cost. So a 12-piece set is six hundred and twenty-nine dollars. But but it's a lifetime warranty.

SPEAKER_02:

It's a lifetime warranty though, Tyler. No? It better, it better save my life.

SPEAKER_01:

Look, how much do you spend for your last iPhone?

SPEAKER_02:

That I use every single day, like hours of answer. Hours a day.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't need you to quantify the response.$1,200. Twice what that cookware costs. Right. We would use that cookware multiple times a day.

SPEAKER_03:

Sorry.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't I don't know. We cook every day.

SPEAKER_02:

That multiple times a day?

SPEAKER_01:

Well, if we're home on a Saturday, we cook more than once a day.

SPEAKER_02:

So once a week. Multiple times a day. Once a week.

SPEAKER_01:

Okay, daily. Does that make you feel like?

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, absolutely. You won't you won't use as much as an iPhone. That's kind of a that's kind of a bad comparison.

SPEAKER_01:

It's not. It is. It's half of what an iPhone costs. We use it half as much of the time. You won't.

SPEAKER_02:

You use the iPhone like eight hours a day. Use your iPhone eight hours a day. Oh. Screen time. It's just killing.

SPEAKER_03:

We're comparing apples and oranges. However, however, however, I the return on investment is a lot better with an iPhone. How's that? You can really use anything.

SPEAKER_01:

He spends$1,200 on an iPhone every other year. That's that's not. I spend$629 in pots and pans of all lifetime warranty.

SPEAKER_02:

First of all, that's not true. It's every year.

SPEAKER_01:

Much better. Thank you for clarifying. It's every year. So yeah. It's one time six hundred dollar cost. Even if I got 10 years out of it, so it's a better investment than an iPhone.

SPEAKER_03:

So basically what we're saying is And you have to like cooking. That's another I'm better with money than the both of y'all.

SPEAKER_01:

I didn't buy it. It's just a want that I probably will never have. It's like his Tesla. He was never gonna have it. He just wants it and likes to look at it.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh goodness. Oh goodness. Oh no, he didn't. Oh my poodle.

SPEAKER_03:

Hold my poodle.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh snap. Oh snap. Wow. I know he did not.

SPEAKER_03:

You can get it once.

SPEAKER_02:

Hold my earrings. The level of the lumps. I can't even look over here right now. The level of absolute disrespect. Audacity. Oh, oh my gosh. I swear. I'm gonna elbow him in his earlobe. I swear.

SPEAKER_01:

That would take some unbelievable marksmanship to elbow with somebody in the earlobe.

SPEAKER_02:

That's messed up right there.

SPEAKER_01:

So is your Tesla ordered then? Is that what you're saying?

SPEAKER_02:

I got one for Christmas. That's pretty awesome, man. The Duff family got me that, man. I was pretty awesome.

SPEAKER_01:

Is that your favorite Christmas present? It's pretty good. It's up there. That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_02:

That was pretty good. Not just having my family together. That was that was uh that was it. That was my Christmas. Just having my kids together. Good deal. It was good, man. And good to see y'all. Got to hang out with y'all a few days.

SPEAKER_01:

So it's always a good thing.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Questionable. Usually a good thing. Questionable. Yeah. Stop inviting me. Well.

SPEAKER_02:

Everyone listen. Have a happy new year. Everyone be safe. You be safe. We love you so much. Don't tell me what to do. I swear my time. We love you so much. Rich, what else you got on your heart? Anything else?

SPEAKER_01:

I do. I hope everybody that makes a new year's resolution really locks in this year. Including us.

SPEAKER_02:

Especially us.

SPEAKER_03:

Because we're terrible. I'm gonna I'm gonna be a hater and motivate people and say, I don't think y'all will stick to your resolution. So hopefully you make you make a you make a liar out of me. Ooh. So you got hope and hate. All in one podcast. Positive and negative reinforcement. There's gotta be a balance. Good cop, bad cop over here. That's right. That's right.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, I'm just gonna say. You proved me wrong. Happy New Year's.

SPEAKER_01:

As it.

SPEAKER_02:

Sticking to it or not. And if somebody would like to gift me a Tesla, that'd be great.

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